LOL

Monthly Love for August, 2006
Provided by Astrology.com

On the 1st and 2nd, you may be asking yourself, 'Am I ever going to find the one?' If that question is on your mind, why not put the word out? Tell your friends, your more discreet family members, and heck, maybe the old lady downstairs. Communicate to them that if they happen to know of somebody really fantastic who's looking, you'd be interested. Try it out -- you never know what could happen, and it doesn't cost anything. By the 7th, don't be shocked if you've actually met a few nice people. Then, on the 14th, don't be flabbergasted if you actually like one of them. By the 19th, you could have a date. In fact, this could be a turning point. Get dressed up and have fun. On the 23rd, 24th and 25th, if problems come up, don't forget that romance comes from the Latin root for 'kind of difficult.' Okay, not really -- but you get the point. On the 31st, look back on the month. What have you learned?


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I found this to be rather accurate for some reason. Also rather funny.
Haven't accepted a date at all though.

Just not into it yet.